Greetings and Salutations my dear friends!
This one is just to give you an insight into one of the less glamorous parts of my work. Messaging potential clients. Or rather, potential clients messaging me. He He He.
Here is a list of the top 5 ways people greet me via short message service:
- Available?
- Do you do anal?
- Where are you located? (often typed as “where u located?” or “Location?”)
- Got any photoz babez?
- Hi.
Now – lets quickly go through the respective answers: Depends. No. Sydney City Haymarket. Yes. Hi.
Well, now we have that out of the way I will let you in on a tiny little secret. I love people who take the time to try and know something about me before they make a booking.
And here it is! The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. Anyone who greets me and tells me their favourite movie gets priority booking and inclusive BBBJ. Because then I know you read my silly posts.
Thank you friends!
Kate Wu xoxo
