So lately I have been calling myself a Foxy Pocket Rocket. You are all probably aware that English isn’t my first language. Having done my best to learn the language I have always struggled with slang. So when someone first called me a “Pocket Rocket” I just stared dimly and said thank you. First time I have done that in a while!
Anyway, apparently it means I am on the smaller side but have a bucket load of sexual energy in the bedroom. I guess I have always known I am little short (very busty though), however it really sunk in when I pulled out my size six Nike’s today for my first exercise session!
So I’ve been thinking about all the ups and downs of being short:
- Twice and many steps as taller people;
- Foot stall required for the upper shelves of my wardrobe;
- Difficulty to see in Crowds.
- Ample leg room on public transport;
- No risk of hitting my head on anything dangerous;
- High can easily be adjusted by sexy heals;
- Someone told me the Small Asian girl fetish is common.
Well, I’m glad that’s down in writing and I can turn my thoughts to something a bit more serious. Hope to see you tonight!
Kate Wu xx